Roofers, not roofies. Servers with no hard drives. Rigging crews who clean and move small roll around tool carts. Listener feedback from BEN! Breath mints. Applications that don’t show up in Spotlight. A very small windows virus that deletes all your photos. It takes a week to format your hard drive, if you’re an Apple Genius. FileVault 2 does whole disk encryption. What is the best martial art for a girl to learn to dropkick a male human being into the next galaxy?
Scott and Peter watch in amazement as small children bike past them at 25 mph. Siri tries to open the Gresham. Autocorrect embarrasses parents. Peter has a shoulder injury. Pakistani food. Who is going to be responsible for drones flying in the US airspace? Peter’s cat has lap radar. New Hampshire makes animals and people barf. Don’t feed dogs cake before road trips.
Peter is from Bosmont and has a Splinter. Murderers should be turned over to the families of the victims. Avengers was a good movie with some flaws. Stop making phone calls during Aikido. Even if you’re the sensei. Why do superheroes unmask themselves? Peter finally has an HD TV. County Sheriffs in Texas crash a drone. And what about app prices anyway? We talk about Flowbees!! The haircut of the 80’s. Peter does Aikido better than Steven Segal. He just won’t admit it.