Scott gets spam and the spammers take his responses a little too seriously. Robin has little ones. Peter fired Biff over two years ago. Siri doesn’t even know who Peter is, or anything about him, and can’t find the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. Scott is a shipping clerk now, but he can’t seem to ship anything. Don’t ship to Russia. Peter creates a clone to help him go from Taiwandows to normal Windows. We have a pledge drive to get Peter better audio recording software.
Scott went to the dentist. People are stupid when it comes to money, and even stupider with debit cards. Peter has a new (replacement) iPhone, and restored it from an iCloud backup. John McAfee gets all defensive about his technical acumen, and proves his superiority by posing with two women. There’s a place you can buy really drug influenced donuts called Voodoo Doughnut. Stephen Hawking is British. Common courtesy is dead, and you should never contact people after a first date. It’s dead, Jim! And is Siri getting worse?
Scott and Peter watch in amazement as small children bike past them at 25 mph. Siri tries to open the Gresham. Autocorrect embarrasses parents. Peter has a shoulder injury. Pakistani food. Who is going to be responsible for drones flying in the US airspace? Peter’s cat has lap radar. New Hampshire makes animals and people barf. Don’t feed dogs cake before road trips.